> A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
> >
> > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
> friends and family & co-workers.< U>
> >
> > Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
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> >
> >
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> >
> > so they know you participated.
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> >
> > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky
> Gizzardsniffer!
> >
> > The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
> the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
> Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
> >
> > So:-
> >
> > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to
> > determine your New first name:
> >
> > a = snickle
> > b = doombah
> > c = goober
> > d = cheesey
> > e = crusty
> > f = greasy
> > g = dumbo
> > h = farcus
> > i = dorky
> > j = doofus
> > k = funky
> > l = boobie
> > m = sleezy
> > n = sloopy
> > o = fluffy
> > p = stinky
> > q = slimy
> > r = dorfus
> > s = snooty
> > t = tootsie
> > u = dipsy
> > v = sneezy
> > w = liver
> > x = skippy
> > y = dink y
> > z = zippy
> >
> > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
> your new last name:
> >
> > a = dippin
> > b = feather
> > c = b atty
> > d = burger
> > e = chicken
> > f = barffy
> > g = lizard
> > h = waffle
> > i = farkle
> > j = monkey
> > k = flippin
> > l = fricken
> > m = bubble
> > n = rhino
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> > o = potty
> > p = hamster
> > q = buckle
> > r = gizzard
> > s = lickin
> > t = snickle
> > u = chuckle
> > v = pickle
> > w = hubble
> > x = dingle
> > y = gorilla
> > z = girdle
> >
> > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
> your new last name:
> > a = butt
> > b = boob
> > c = face
> > d = nose
> > e = hump
> > f = breath
> > g = pants
> > h = shorts
> > i = lips
> > j = honker
> > k = head
> > l = tush
> > m = chunks
> > n = dunkin
> > o = brains
> > p = biscui ts
> > q = toes
> > r = doodle
> > s = fanny
> > t = sniffer
> > u = sprinkles
> > v = frack
> > w = squirt
> > x = humperdinck
> > y = hiney
> > z = juice
> >

I'm dorfus battyshorts

I'm sleezy gizzard lips!

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~sweettfp
Happiness is different from pleasure. Happiness has something to do with struggling and enduring and accomplishing."
– George Sheehan

I'm Boobie Chuckle Face! We love Dav Pilkey in our house although my son hasn't read his books since elementary school.

dorfus chuckledoodle....lol

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(Because I STAYED Determined!)