The Tie
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the
distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a
little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked,
'Do you have water?'

The Jewish man replied, 'I have no water. Would you
like to buy a tie? They are only $5.'

The Taliban shouted, 'Idiot! I do
not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
water first!'

'OK,' said the old Jewish man,' it does not matter that you
do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger
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than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you
will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Shalom.'

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.
'Your freaking brother won't let me in without a tie!'