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Old 05-25-2006
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Okay I'm The Person That Just Does Very Stupid Things..not On Purpose It Just Happens Today I Reached My Peak Of Doing All Time Dumb Things..need To Share...okay Go Out To My Car Today And I Notice One Of My Tires Is Low On Air...well I Need Gas Anyway....so I Go To A Gas Station....i Pull In And I Notice These Little Red Tanks Next To The Gas Pumps I Get Out Of My Car And I Think To Myself What A Great Idea To Put The Air Pump Next To The Gas Pump.....okay So Its Early My Brain Has Not Started To Work Yet.....so I Put The Pump In My Gas Tank And Then I Proceeded To Grab The Hose That I Thought Was Air....so I'm Pulling On The Hose Thinking To Myself This Is Stupid Why Did They Make It So Short...mg: So I'm Looking At This Thing And Trying To Find A Button That Would Release The Hose So It Would Reach My Tires....then I Continue To Look And See If I Can Find The Dam Button... Well I Squeeze The Handle And Out Comes This White Stuff. Image My Surprise.well Thats It!!!!!! Out Comes This Spanish Guy....'what You Do????? What You Do???? You F---king Stupid..i Said No Not Stupid Just A Women.....why You Do This For.....and All I'm Thinking Is Yes I'm Very F---king Stupid....so I Try To Explain To The Guy That I Thought It Was A Air Hose.....he Says Air Hose You F--king Stupid Next To Gas.......you Get Out Of Here Before I Call Police....mg: mg: How Dumb Can A Person Be....lol But Driving To Work I Cracked Up...cause All I Can Think Of Was Wow What A Great Idea Put The Air Hose Next To The Pump....well Just Another Day For Me...i'm Really A Smart Person I Just Do Very Very Dumb Things...well Thought You Guys Would Get A Rise Out Of This...if You Cant Laugh At Yourself Who Else Can Ya Laugh At Right.....french.....
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French, you are a hoot:jester:
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O.k. so maybe I'm stupid too, WTF was the white stuff that came out?
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OK, nevermind I think I have it figured out...was it a friggin fire extinguisher? Cause that's the only thing I can think that might be there with a little hose...but then, if the hose was that short how useful would it be in putting out a fire?:speechless:
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Do you have lots of gas station attendants that speak to their customers like that? I think that he would need to have the police AND an ambulance there if he talked to me like that! :Catfight:
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Yeah, don't think I would go back to that gas station, Ok, since we are telling tales on ourselves, I stuck my credit card up the receipt slot and had to get someone to come take it out. LOL
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luv 2.... usually i dont take that kind of talk from anyone....however i was in shock when i did that and really was to embarssed to say a dam word back...i just wanted to get the hell out of there.....that was main goal...didnt even stop to think about what he was saying.....

moggs....yes it was a fire extinguisher....... ....all time dumb is all i can say.....

deser......okay thank you....need to know i wasnt the only one who did crazy stuff....lol....
hell if you cant laugh at yourself who can ya laugh at....french
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Oh, we all do crazy stuff. I just can't think of one of mine at the moment. I try to forget them. :speechless:
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Yeah, don't think I would go back to that gas station, Ok, since we are telling tales on ourselves, I stuck my credit card up the receipt slot and had to get someone to come take it out. LOL
LOL that's a good one Lynne! :Clap:

P-bird, no doubt, they'd have to send EMT as well, so they could remove my size 9 1/2 foot from his beduchi! :Catfight:
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That guy was an "A" hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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