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STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames Viagra, Lack Of Sex Education

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed Viagra, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said. http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html
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SORRY FOR THIS BUT ....ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT..... I HOPE I'M STILL HITTING IT AT THAT AGE.....AND IF YOU GET SOMETHING WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY AT THAT AGE...YOU ALREADY GOT ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE AND ONE ON A BANANA PEEL....GOOD FOR THE OLD FOLKS....GOTTA HIT WHEN YOU CAN...AND AT THAT AGE HIT ANYWAY YOU CAN...:Whip: .
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I was sort of hoping that by then I would be through "hitting it"! And I especially don't want to hit one that's got an STD!

As far as I'm concerned, I'm getting back my virginity by then.

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Yep, it takes chemistry to get it up and chemistry to cure it! WTG!
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I'm sorry this made me laugh! I say hand out some condoms with the little blue pill subscriptions and let them have at it! Sure beats sitting around knitting! :happy:
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